Signs, signs, everywhere a sign …

I got home today to find that our lawn service had visited the house. They left a note on a stake in the middle of the lawn. I walked up to see what it said ….

“Please stay off grass until dry.”

So I used my limited telekinetic powers to raise my body, formed my shirt into the shape of a sail and let the breeze carry me back to the sidewalk.

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One Response to Signs, signs, everywhere a sign …

  1. Mrs. MMM says:

    I need to start getting home earlier so I can witness these X-Men feats of yours.

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