It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano …

These are funnier if you imagine Leslie Nielsen reading them. And I’m a fan of this one …

The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

via The 56 best/worst analogies written by high school students « House of Figs.

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